You read it here first– the Candy Cane Licker was captured by the Royal Service tonight. We now know his real name is Fluffles.
This picture, taken by our reporters, was a key piece of evidence in the case against Fluffles. It’s undeniable and put to rest accusations that 4utu was making the whole thing up.
The case and restraining order against 4utu by the coalition of neighborhood cats has been dropped. For more on the story read “Never Say Never.”